When I became a mom, I found myself saying the most bizarre things. This past week was no different, and when heard out loud usually ended in laughter. Here is a small list of sayings accumulated over the course of 7 days:
We don't eat chap stick, it is not food.
The dog is not a horse, could you please get off him.
We do not live a in village with a well, if your thirsty get a cup and get some water.
Get off the table.
Get off the counter.
Well what did you think was going to happen when you tried to jump off that?
Oh my goodness, if I have to play guess who one more time, I am going to lose my mind.
Yay! The laundry is all done. Now no one is allowed to change clothes or get dirty for at least one day.
Yes, you have to take a bath.
Oh my goodness!
Hey babe, I can't guarantee dinner will be good, but there is ice cream just in case it isn't.
So tell me anything bizarre you have said this past week?