Monday, April 15, 2013

signs.



{ source + how to = taste spotting }

Signs that maybe I  need to start hanging out with more humans over the age of 6 :

THIS song has been stuck in my head for days.Daaaayyyyyys, I tell you!

When I have to use the restroom and I refer to it as the "potty"

Some days my "lunch" is the crust of someones sandwich and the leftover goldfish they didn't finish.

I find random partials of food on my shoulder and in my hair...and then decide if it needs to be washed out immediately or if it can wait. example: icing can wait, baby spit up not so much.

I can fish an object out of a baby's mouth fastest than a cowboy can draw his gun. 

I google searched why it is actually called a "hotdog" ... to put to rest that we were not actually  eating a dog. 

and THIS ... except 15 mins is more like a weekend getaway. 

Oh who am I kidding... adults are over rated ... kids are way more fun ...they make me laugh...and they are never on diets ... or check their phone while talking to me ...  or care that i have icing in my hair.




17 comments:

Kerry @ Made For Real said...

No jokin' about the shower quote!! It IS my only quiet time...if I'm lucky!

Leah said...

love it!! i totally agree, kids are way more fun!

Bekah @Lemons & Snickers said...

Haha! Yes, you hit the nail on the head my friend! Being a mama is crazy business but lordy is it fun!

PS.I got distracted part way through your post because my eye was drawn to your shop pictures! Guess who ordered cute hair cliiiiips???

Alison @ Get Your Pretty On said...

Adults are overrated, kids rock! They're brutally honest and totally sincere. I love my little people. And what the what...glazed donut ice cream sandwiches??? Wow, just wow.

Courtney B said...

That donut-ice cream-chocolate sandwich looks AMAZING! (I just might be 6 years old) I cracked up at this post! So true!!

Katie said...

kids are definitely more fun :) and that first picture - looks amazing! clicking on it right now!!!

17 Perth said...

That donut! Seriously...I just emailed it to my husband....He gave up gluten...but no doubt he is going to consider it. Haha.

And love the song you have been singing. Hilarious. Never heard it before. Can you tell I don't have kids? ;)

Kelly said...

kids are way fun. this post is the cutest.

Jessica said...

i loved this...could relate so so much!

Susannah said...

Haha. This is awesome. I totally know what you mean. :-)

bandofbrothers said...

i think that is the most amazing treat i have ever seen in my life. the end.

Crissy @ House of Marlowe said...

Love this... so true. I've been singing "eh, eh, eggs in the pan.... eh, eh, eggs in the pan" all morning because my 3 year old is learning how to pronounce "e"s. Wouldn't have it any other way... :)

Alexa said...

Oh I hear you. Haha. My everyday too!

Care said...

Agreed! being a kid- who can beat it? Hotdogs.. haha!

Mrs. H said...

Ha I totall agree wih this post and it brought me the biggest smile. Plus I have the same lunches.

Susan said...

I AM so with you!! They're not all judgey either.
BTW, you have icing in your hair. ;)

Trina said...

Lol, I don't always realize how awkward it is that both hubby and I call it "going potty" even when the kids aren't around :)