Mmm. Pie

STEP 1: Be living in day 7,000 of quarantine, give up on making healthy choices and make pie. STEP 2: Search Pinterest for inspiration + find what your looking for. STEP 3: Read the directions of "inspiration pie" and decided that while you want something sweet you don't want really want to work that hard for it...ain't nobody got time...for homemade pudding and whipped cream (except we do-see step one)  *add instant pudding and @coolwhip to your pick up order...along with 1 package of @oreo (s) + 1/4 cup of melted butter + 2 tablespoons of honey + roasted peanuts + 1 package of instant pudding + 2 tubs of cool whip + bananas + chocolate chips. STEP 4: The crust - in a food processor combine 23 cookies +4 tablespoons of melted butter +2 tablespoons of honey + 1/4 cup of peanuts and blend...then press into a pie dish. STEP 5: Chat with friends on Marco Polo STEP 6: Switch the laundry over  STEP 7: Invite children to help you make the pie STEP 8 : Listen to children argue over who gets to do what STEP 9: Regret step seven STEP 10: Make the instant pudding according to the package...get side tracked...burn pudding...dump it out...and start over...all while patting yourself on the back because you bought TWO boxes of instant pudding. STEP 11: Allow pudding to cool...don't skip this step...I'm still haunted by that time I got impatient and didn't allow my chocolate pie to cool and ruined the whole thing. STEP 12: Once pudding is cool add half a container of cool whip to the party and spread over crust. STEP 13: Slice bananas over the top of the pudding STEP 57...I mean 14...melt a 1/4 cup of chocolate chips (add oil to help make it smooth) + add to the remaining half of cool whip to make it nice and chocolatey...and if you like chocolate feel free to add more than 1/4 cup of chips. Add this layer to the pie. STEP 15 : Allow children who literally didn't help in any way shape or form...lick the whipped mixture but only if they leave the kitchen and don't come back STEP 16: Add one plain layer of cool whip, as much or as little as you'd like. STEP 17: Top with melted chocolate, peanuts, + bananas! #enjoy #chocolate #bananapie #puddingpie